Day 17 and 18 of 100 – When Cooking is a Chore and Skinny People Whine

Planning menus ahead is worth nothing on those days when you get home tired and frazzled from work, and the last thing you want to do is cook dinner. Frozen meals to the rescue!

Make an extra meal to freeze when you cook on weekends. Or spend a whole Sunday morning preparing easy freezer meals like bolognaise, mac & cheese, cottage pie, curries and so on, so you have a few freezer meal backups for the weeks ahead. Choose anything that can be boiled or microwaved from frozen for a fuss-free meal.

This way you can also make one night a week a no-cook night. Being married to an Italian means pasta is on the menu at least once a week. We usually have pasta, salad and ciabatta on Wednesday nights. We do try new sauces, but prefer a simple Napolitana sauce, which is not only healthier, but also freezes really well.

Stock up on small takeaway containers with tight fitting lids, and freeze sauces, leftovers and side dishes whenever possible.

This is obviously much easier in winter as stews, casseroles and curries are really easy to make in bulk and freeze!

 

Day 18 – I hate skinnies who complain that they’re fat!

Fuckoff please. Take your insecurities and fuckoff thataway, and leave me here with my very real blubber that probably weighs about half of what you do anyway. Bitch.

Most women simply whine that they’re fat because they feel that they are not entitled to be satisfied with being a size 12 or 14…. And if you are that size – please spare us REAL fatties the whining about how fat you are! If you must, then rather whine that you’re a perfect size, but “Boohoo I’m not emaciated, malnourished and look like a shapeless stick!”…… please fuckoff already.

The one thing I have learnt, being genuinely fat, is that I looked underweight as a size 10, stunning as a size 12, and sexy as a size 14! Hell yes! I wish I knew it then! I don’t strive for bony and too light, I want to be a fantastic 14 / 38…. Whatever weight that might be.

And to those of you bitching about how fat you are because you can pinch your hip – get over your bullshit and stop insulting those of us who know what real fat is.